So as I am typing this today my right arm is killing me. Why you might ask? Because my dumb ass decided to play "Extreme Bedroom Makeover" last night and decided to center my bed. Back in May when I moved, I hired a moving company to move my stuff and for some reason they "centered" my bed to the far right of my room. It has looked pretty ridiculous for some time, but I have been way too freaking busy to take the mattress and box springs off the bed frame to move it. Well last night I decided to start this project around 8 PM and I am paying for it now. Hence why I need a man with muscles around to help me. Either that or I need to find a man who happens to be a chiropractor to adjust my body after these "home projects." If you know of any hot, single chiropractors..send them to this blog ASAP!
Some other thoughts on my brain today:
Lindsay Lohan: I laughed my ass off today when I saw footage from her hearing yesterday in court. I loved it when the judge sentenced her to court time and time in a rehab house following jail time and she turned to her lawyer and started crying. You deserve it you dumb bitch. You really thought you were going to get away with this? Setting off your SCRAM bracelet and prancing around France claiming you "lost" your passport? Yeah right! The judge handed it to you yesterday and I am SO excited for July 20th when your sorry ass has to report to jail! Can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will have E! news live streaming on my work computer all day!
I am so excited for July 20th since the second season of "Teen Mom" returns. This season will again follow Farrah (who I could care less about) Amber and Gary (who somehow produced and adorable baby considering both Amber and Gary belong on a dump truck) Maci and Ryan (Ryan deserves "Douche Bag Daddy of the Year Award") and Caitlin and Tyler, who in my opinion are role models for all young parents. I admire all of these young moms for raising these babies on their own. I am 30 years old and I am not sure I could do it on my own. I can't wait to see what season 2 has in store! Why am I such a sucker for reality TV?
lol, when i saw the pic i thought you were going to rant about body builders. i have a body builder from college on my fb. well he got into non-steroid bodybuilding after college. it's a little strange looking honestly. but sorry he is too far to help you move your stuff.
ReplyDeleteand i too LMAO about LiLo. Sucks to be treated like everybody else, eh, biznitch? HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I too laughed.. The "are you kidding me?" gets me every time they play it on the news. She really should talk to Robert Downey Jr. A year in prison turned his life and career around.
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