Here are some of the things I have been pondering lately:
- Fireworks stands: How do they operate year round? I get that they are busy around the 4th of July, but how can they operate year round? Who buys fireworks in March? A co-worker of mine said maybe they sell drugs out of the fireworks shop? I am still pondering this one...
- Starbucks: I love me a grande latte, but why are they all different? Sometimes when I order this drink it is filled to the brim and other times it is full of foam. Get it right barista. When I am ordering a drink that is almost $4, please make sure it is full. THANKS.
- Facials: So I just cashed in on my facial gift certificate that my sister gave me almost a year ago for my birthday. I had to use it before the June 30th expiration date. It was amazing and it was SO RELAXING. However when I asked how often one should get a facial, she said once a month. Excuse me? Who can afford $100 every month on a facial? (**Note to self...find a sugar daddy)
- Speeding tickets: They suck and I got one this week for $115. I was on my way to Mediacom to return my janky DVR box that wouldn't record my shows (so I partly blame my ticket on Mediacom :) The cop was nice and said he "would have me on my way in no time." This lead me to believe that I was getting a warning so I was sweet with him. When he came back with a $115 ticket, the tables turned and I channeled the devil. I was really mean to him and it got me thinking...it must suck to have a profession were people generally hate you. Thanks for protecting me from killers and rapers, but keep your radar gun in your glove box. I will probably be aware of how fast I am going for about the next week, but then it will be right back to pedal to the medal.
- Lastly....as my mama once said "never put anything in writing." I always keep this in the back of my head when I want to rip someone a new one or tell them off. Once you put something in writing, whether it be a letter, EMAIL or text it is in writing and it is there forever. So double check before you hit send or make sure to delete your inbox, sent and deleted items before you get fired.
when you find your sugar daddy, see if he has a brother/cousin for me PLEASE! (my mom suggested i get a sugar daddy lol)
ReplyDeletei think i've read a few times that cops are going to be handing out more speeding tickets b/c of the recession or something. don't know how true that is, but i'm sick of paying my fines and going to class, so I have to derive sick pleasure out of pissing off the cars behind me when i go the speed limit. No joke... some guy pulled out from behind me and sped up and promptly was pulled over. HA CHA CHA!
and i see the irony in the fact that you are blogging about what you put in writing! ;) too true. my mom said the same thing! and yet I write away :)