This morning while putting my makeup on, I had the TODAY show on in the background as I do most mornings. They were reporting on the latest from Bev Hills and the latest Charlie Sheen scandal. Hospitalized with chest pains, partying with adult porn stars, drunk off his ass..yada, yada. Same story...different day. It got me thinking about all of the things in the news that I am SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT. So here they are for your reading pleasure:
-"The Homeless Man with the Golden Voice"-Latest is his mom is begging him to go back to rehab after he checked himself out a week ago. Great rags to riches story. Goes to show the power of You Tube. After posting the video he gets a billion job offers, they clean him up, cut his hair and reunite him with his mom. Great. But if you go from owning a just a cardboard sign and a camo jacket to all of a sudden flying all over the world and getting every job offer imaginable, do you blame the guy for having a celebratory drink? Unfortunately for me, now when I hear him on the Kraft commercials talking about how "yummy" Kraft macaroni and cheese is all I visualize is him as a homeless guy and I loose my appetite. That nappy hair and snarled teeth....yuck.
-The Royal Wedding- Who gives a flip? They dated for a billion years and now they are getting married. YES..that is what people do after a billion years of dating. Enough of the "royal countdown" to wedding day. I am over it. I will not be waking up at 3 AM to watch the wedding happening live. I can only hope William keeps his willy devoted to Cate and doesn't find a heinous broad like Camilla.
-Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan- I am tired of both of these train wrecks. I understand that drugs and alcohol are serious demons for most people, but I am so tired of hearing about every line of coke, every "non-alcoholic" drink they are drinking..etc..etc. The fact that Charlie Sheen is still employed and is apparently the highest paid actor in Hollywood is appalling. He is a world class douche bag who needs to be in a straight jacket for a month and fed bread and water only.
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