Thoughts on the VMA's

What a night huh? I had high hopes for the VMA's this year, mostly because Chelsea Handler was hosting and I secretly hope to be her. I am not going to lie when I say she sucked and she probably needs to stick to hosting her show on E! From her horrible OBVIOUS hair extensions to her rehearsed humor, I was pretty disappointed. Now on to the show....

• Lindsay Lohan cameo: Honey....no one cares about you anymore. Your cameo was dumb and your career is ruined. High tail it back to rehab and get the serious help you need. Either that or go borrow some "gum" from Paris Hilton to get your name back in the news.

• Usher: In one word...YUMMY. That man can do no wrong. LOVED the set and how he was able to slide down the different levels! SO COOL! He is an amazing dancer and performer. Tamika (whatever her last name was) AKA the ex-wife is probably kicking herself for letting that hot piece get away.

• Justin Bieber: OKAY...so I love this kid. I realize it is probably illegal to love him as he is only 16 or something, but I think he is just precious. With that being said, the fans who probably waited 24 hours to see your "live" concert outside the Nokia theater were instead treated to an amazing dance performance and that is it. Who were you kidding trying to pass that off as a "live performance?" Yes, you had the microphone thing by your mouth, but you were clearly pulling an Ashley Simpson. Nice try.

• Taylor Swift/Kanye controversy: I must commend Taylor and her song. She truly is a class act. She addressed what happened and offered her friendship to the world's largest D.Bag. Then Kanye comes out with what we all expected to be an apology to Miss Swift, but instead it was a song about D. Bags, A-holes and other jerk-offs. WHAT???? I admit I did laugh when I heard the song, but as a fellow pal on Facebook put it..."you call that talent? I beg to differ." I would have to agree. That was total crap. I for one am so tired of Kanye's crap. You had a few good hits back in the day and I can still get down to "Gold digger." Hang it up buddy. You are DONE.

• Lady Gaga: HOT MESS. Enough said. She is truly a weirdo. Anyone that calls themselves a "little monster" probably shops at Hot Topic and also needs help.

• CHER: How amazing was that????? I am not the biggest Cher fan, but to come out in that infamous outfit and to still be able to rock it? She is one bad mamba jamba.